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Not All Snakes Unisex Crew Neck T-Shirt (Rattle) (S-3XL)

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This Not All Snakes Unisex Crew Neck T-Shirt (Coral) (S-3XL) calls foul on the argument ‘not all men', we cannot allow ‘not all men’ to be validated!

We have 2 versions, 1 is a Rattlesnake and the other is a Milk Snake. A Rattlesnake advertises it is dangerous by making a very distinctive rattling noise so that you know to stay away. The Milk Snake is completely harmless but it mimics the deadly Coral snake. The Milk Snake coloring almost perfectly matches the Coral snake so unless you are an expert when you see a snake with that coloring you would not be able to tell if it was the deadly Coral snake or the harmless Milk snake so better to just avoid it.

Men are the same, they can look harmless and then ‘bite’ the moment they get the opportunity, or they can look and act dangerous but be completely harmless. As women, we have to always have our guard up.

Every woman should own one of these shirts and wear it to pick up the kids, to yoga, to the beach, to the mall. We need men to understand that EVERY woman has a safety routine at home, in the office and when she is out. This is not a joke, this is not made up, this is the life we live as women!

Buy one for your mother, sister, aunt, daughter, and for yourself!

Graphic Meaning

‘Not all men’ is a bad-faith argument, it redirects a discussion about sexism, misogyny, rape culture, and women’s rights to instead be about how none of that is most men's fault. We know it is not all men, just like it is not all snakes that are venomous. If you see a snake and you are not a snake expert you will not touch the snake, instead, you will most likely turn and run. As women, we ALL know someone personally or have ourselves been harassed, assaulted, molested, abused, raped, or killed. 

The Not All Snakes Unisex Crew Neck T-Shirt (Rattle) (S-3XL) comes in 6 great colors and sizes S-3XL (please contact us at for smaller or larger sizes)

Product Description

The fabric is so soft and comfortable it makes wearing it a dream, you will never want to take it off. It is loose-fitting without being shapeless and is not too tight around the neck like some shirts. All FeministAP t-shirts are made by Bella+Canvas who is an eco-friendly t-shirt manufacturer.  This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's a comfortable and flattering v-neck for both men and women.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

We work hard to bring you high-quality products at the best possible prices! 

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39